worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

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worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

paddington and winnie the pooh would be best friends and i’ll fucking fight anyone who dares to disagree

wait.

husbands…

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oceanicgf:

oceanicgf:

wish i was in one of those tubes of aquarium goo… just shakin around..

this is where i belong 

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

if i was fighting a war of attrition in rainy northwestern france in 1916 i would quite simply leap nimbly around the filthy puddles to avoid getting trenchfoot

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escuellas:

for when you commit tax fraud

• green represents laundered money
• three grey lines represent cold, cold prison bars
• red represents the shame of being caught

[free to use, credit appreciated but not necessary]

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lux-rae:

you’ve heard of mom friends now get ready for: Anti-mom friend. they suggest every single impulsive thought that runs thru their head like “hey what if you jumped in that pond in the middle of the night” to the group while the mom friend begs them to stop

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kittentoys:

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